March 8, 2021 | by Josh Blackman

When the Chief Stands Alone

Chief Justice Roberts wrote one solo dissent in his first fifteen years on the bench. He has written three in the past four months.

March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee

That’s All Folks: Here Are 10 More Looney Tunes Characters That Must Be Canceled

Looney Tunes has long been a hotbed of racism and sexism, silently indoctrinating young viewers to uphold the patriarchy and white supremacy. Their cancelation of Pepe Le Pew is a great first step, but they have a looooong way to go. Here are 10 …

March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee

Man In 2025 Bids Tearful Farewell To Mr. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss Books, Cara Dune Action Figure As Thought Police Close In

LOS ANGELES, CA—According to sources close to local man Vance Paulson, a resident of Los Angeles in the year 2025, he bid a tearful farewell to his Mr. Potato Head, his Dr. Seuss books, and his banned Gina Carano figures as the thought police cl…

March 8, 2021 | by Sean McBride

Learn from the Success of 1945, not the Failure of 2009

We can learn about economic recovery today by reviewing what happened during the Great Recession earlier this century and what happened at the end of World War II.

March 8, 2021 | by Ed Krayewski

What Have We Done?

On the largest spending bill in U.S. history and the one year anniversary of life under coronavirus.

March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee

Woman Escapes The Patriarchy To Find Freedom In Grueling 80-Hour Work Week

CHICAGO, IL—According to sources, local business analyst Abby Staughton has finally escaped the shackles of the patriarchy to find freedom and worth in an 80-hour work working for an overbearing boss.
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March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee

Man Glad He’s American So He Doesn’t Have To Pretend To Care About Royal Family

HUMBLEVILLE, TX—Local man Craig Trudeau gave thanks to the good Lord above today that he’s an American so he doesn’t have to pretend to care about the royal family at all.

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March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee

Jeep Sues Cherokee Tribe To Force Them To Change Their Name

DETROIT, MI—In a press release this week, Fiat Chrysler announced they will be suing Cherokee tribal leaders for using the Jeep Cherokee name without their permission. 
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March 8, 2021 | by Ed Krayewski

Japanese Mapping App Helps Users Steer Clear of Loud Neighborhood Kids. But Why?

Experts speak of “society’s growing intolerance for the sounds of children at play.”

March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee

Biden Defends Pepe Le Pew: ‘He Was Always My Favorite Character’

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has come to the defense of Pepe Le Pew after liberals wanted to cancel him, with the president saying he was "always my favorite character, a real stand-up guy."
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