March 8, 2021 | by Josh Blackman
When the Chief Stands Alone
Chief Justice Roberts wrote one solo dissent in his first fifteen years on the bench. He has written three in the past four months.
March 8, 2021 | by Stewart Baker
A lot of cybersecurity ideas that don’t work, and a few that might
Episode 352 of the Cyberlaw Podcast
March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee
That’s All Folks: Here Are 10 More Looney Tunes Characters That Must Be Canceled
Looney Tunes has long been a hotbed of racism and sexism, silently indoctrinating young viewers to uphold the patriarchy and white supremacy. Their cancelation of Pepe Le Pew is a great first step, but they have a looooong way to go. Here are 10 …
March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee
Man In 2025 Bids Tearful Farewell To Mr. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss Books, Cara Dune Action Figure As Thought Police Close In
LOS ANGELES, CA—According to sources close to local man Vance Paulson, a resident of Los Angeles in the year 2025, he bid a tearful farewell to his Mr. Potato Head, his Dr. Seuss books, and his banned Gina Carano figures as the thought police cl…
March 8, 2021 | by Josh Blackman
Classes #14: Compulsory Expression and
Roberts v. Jaycees and Boy Scouts v. Dale
March 8, 2021 | by Sean McBride
Learn from the Success of 1945, not the Failure of 2009
We can learn about economic recovery today by reviewing what happened during the Great Recession earlier this century and what happened at the end of World War II.
March 8, 2021 | by Ed Krayewski
What Have We Done?
On the largest spending bill in U.S. history and the one year anniversary of life under coronavirus.
March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee
Woman Escapes The Patriarchy To Find Freedom In Grueling 80-Hour Work Week
CHICAGO, IL—According to sources, local business analyst Abby Staughton has finally escaped the shackles of the patriarchy to find freedom and worth in an 80-hour work working for an overbearing boss.
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March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee
Man Glad He’s American So He Doesn’t Have To Pretend To Care About Royal Family
HUMBLEVILLE, TX—Local man Craig Trudeau gave thanks to the good Lord above today that he’s an American so he doesn’t have to pretend to care about the royal family at all.
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March 8, 2021 | by Ed Krayewski
Overbroad Injunctions Against Speech: “Stop Talking About Plaintiff” Injunctions
I’m continuing to serialize a new law review article draft of mine.
March 8, 2021 | by Ed Krayewski
State Revenue Is ‘Virtually Flat.’ Local Government Revenue Is Up Slightly. Congress Wants To Give Them $350 Billion Anyway.
The Democrats’ COVID bill showers billions of unneeded dollars on state and local governments.
March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee
Jeep Sues Cherokee Tribe To Force Them To Change Their Name
DETROIT, MI—In a press release this week, Fiat Chrysler announced they will be suing Cherokee tribal leaders for using the Jeep Cherokee name without their permission.
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March 8, 2021 | by Ed Krayewski
Japanese Mapping App Helps Users Steer Clear of Loud Neighborhood Kids. But Why?
Experts speak of “society’s growing intolerance for the sounds of children at play.”
March 8, 2021 | by The Babylon Bee
Biden Defends Pepe Le Pew: ‘He Was Always My Favorite Character’
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has come to the defense of Pepe Le Pew after liberals wanted to cancel him, with the president saying he was "always my favorite character, a real stand-up guy."
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