Can Trump Really Lose the Election and Remain President?

Former Senator Timothy Wirth, writing with Tom Rogers, yesterday published what is perhaps the most plausible account of how President Trump could lose the election and remain President. The essence: Trump makes unfounded claims that China interfered in the election, the Justice Department investigates, the legislatures of four swing states Biden appeared to win decide…

Peter Removed As Apostle After Anti-Gentile Statements Uncovered

JERUSALEM—In a decision that’s rocking the church around the world, Christian authorities have decided to revoke Simon Peter’s apostleship after disparaging comments against Gentiles were discovered in a personal journal dating back to Peter’s teen years.

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Biden Proves Healthy Cognition By Flawlessly Reciting All The Sounds Animals Can Make

WILMINGTON, DE—With citizens and media figures questioning Joe Biden’s mental fitness to become president, Biden took to the internet yesterday to shut down the naysayers once and for all. On a live video from his basement, Biden held up a Fisher-Price See ‘n Say and flawlessly recited all the sounds animals can make. 

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