How to Make a Little Rocket Man Costume for Halloween

Step 1: Get yourself one of these hats.

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Step 2: Spray-paint the tips with black paint.

Step 3: Buy a pant suit wherever-the-hell Hillary Clinton shops.

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Step 4: Smile like you just smoked a doobie and executed a close relative.

Step 5: Nailed it!

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You might love pre-ordering my new book, Win Bigly, because you now have a costume for Halloween. 

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