No Bananas For You!

December 9, 2011   |  

Folks, you can’t make this stuff up – apparently it is now verboten for Muslim women (according to a European Islamic Cleric) to be in the proximity of “phallic” shaped fruits and vegetables, despite their obvious health benefits. Where is the outrage among the progressive women on this issue! I say, get out there and protest! DEMAND your phallic vegetables!

 

An Egyptian news outlet has a report that is causing an unusual stir. According to the Bikya Masr news service, an Islamic cleric in Europe has ordered Muslim women to prevent “sexual thoughts” by staying away from bananas, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini, and other phallic produce.The unnamed sheikh reportedly advises that if women wanted to eat these kinds of food they would need to be cut into smaller pieces, in private, by a man — preferably a relative — because the foods “resemble the male penis” and could “make them think of sex.”

via Islamic Cleric | Phallus-Shaped Veggies | Sexual Thoughts | The Daily Caller.

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