California Imposes Statewide Mask Mandate On Your Mom Because She Ugly

December 14, 2021   |   Tags: , ,

SACRAMENTO, CA—California Governor Gavin Newsom has announced that in response to the Omicron variant there will be a statewide mask mandate on your mom, because she is so ugly and no one wants to deal with looking at her while we have COVID to worry about.

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