Hobbits Forced To Begin Wearing Shoes After New Lego Store Opens In The Shire
January 13, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
HOBBITON—Hobbits throughout The Shire began wearing shoes last week after the opening of a new Lego Store in the town of Stock, just east of the Brandywine River. Though Hobbits have hairy rugged feet that can withstand the harshest of elements, they are apparently no match for tiny plastic pieces with razor-sharp edges.
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