Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Protect Against Free Thinking

January 13, 2022   |   Tags: ,

GROTON, CT—Thanks to generous funding from the Biden Administration, Pfizer Research & Development has announced a vaccine with 98% effectiveness against independent thinking, self-reliance, and general desires for liberty.

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