Calvinist Accepts He Was Predestined To Hit Every Single Red Light On The Way To Work

March 9, 2022   |   Tags: ,

LOS ANGELES, CA—After a lifetime of always being late for church, his job, and funerals, 5-point Calvinist and local resident of Los Angeles Jonathan Knox realized he was predestined to hit every single red light. 

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