Wife Dresses In Bomb Suit To Open Pressurized Biscuit Canister
March 9, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

GREENVILLE, SC—According to sources, local wife Kaitlyn Vargas had to delay meal preparation at her home this evening in order to don a military-style bomb suit before opening a pressurized can of Pillsbury biscuits.
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