Planned Parenthood Backs New ‘Don’t Say Baby’ Bill
March 16, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
NEW YORK—Lobbyists on behalf of Planned Parenthood have introduced a new "Don't Say Baby" bill which will ban any mention of the word "baby" in all abortion debates, hearings, suits, and legislation. Under the new law, "baby" will be redacted or, where appropriate, replaced by the term "appendix."
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