Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl

March 24, 2022   |   Tags: ,

GAFFNEY, SC—Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.

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