Miracle: God Causes Sun To Stand Still So Local Christian Can Make It To Chick-fil-A Before Breakfast Hours End
March 24, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
GIBSON FALLS, CA—Meteorological reports indicate the morning lasted approximately two hours longer than usual on Thursday. The astonishing phenomenon appears to be linked to a local man’s belated rush for a Chick-fil-A breakfast sandwich.
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