You’re Perfect Just The Way You Are: Op-Ed By Satan
March 25, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
Hey again, human who doesn't believe I'm real! It's me, Satan. I've been noticing something recently. All the humans I have run into for the past couple of millennia—we're talking billions of people here—have all been sinners. Every. Single. One! No matter how hard some of you bozos have tried, you keep failing in this hopeless endeavor to stop sinning. And yet, for some reason I can't fathom, there are still some of you who are out there working to 'overcome sin'!
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