Rat Colony Beneath D.C. Disgusted To Find City Infested With Politicians

April 1, 2022   |   Tags: ,

RAT LAND—A rat colony underneath Washington, D.C. recently became aware of a surface world with blue skies, warm sunlight, and abundant garbage. The colony, ruled by a council of noble volunteers, was planning a great move to the "land of plenty" until it was discovered to be infested with hundreds of politicians.

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