‘We Need To Protect Our Kids From Inappropriate Teaching On Sex,’ Say Parents Who Let Their Kid Have A Smartphone
April 4, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Devoted parents Luke and Mary Winthrop have voiced their support for the parental rights bill that was signed into law by Gov. Ron DeSantis last week. They hope the law finally puts an end to their children being exposed to inappropriate information and instruction on sex, even though their child (age 6) has his own smartphone with unrestricted access to the Internet.