484-Year-Old Methuselah Goes Through Midlife Crisis, Purchases Expensive Convertible Sports Camel

May 12, 2022   |   Tags: ,

MESOPOTAMIA—According to the town crier, the proud owner of an expensive new sports camel is none other than local hunter/gatherer Methuselah. The local community has reportedly mocked the 484-year-old patriarch for going through a midlife crisis.

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