484-Year-Old Methuselah Goes Through Midlife Crisis, Purchases Expensive Convertible Sports Camel
May 12, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
MESOPOTAMIA—According to the town crier, the proud owner of an expensive new sports camel is none other than local hunter/gatherer Methuselah. The local community has reportedly mocked the 484-year-old patriarch for going through a midlife crisis.
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