Dad Unable To Help With Parenting Since His Legs Fell Asleep While He Was On The Toilet
May 13, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

CONWAY, AR—Authorities discovered an incapacitated father Thursday night while following up on reports of a possible domestic disturbance. A father of five, identified as Aaron Wittle, was reportedly unable to help his wife with the kids because his legs fell asleep while he was on the toilet, leading to a heated exchange between the couple.
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