Jen Psaki Steps Down As White House Press Secretary To Take Position As The Mouth Of Sauron

May 13, 2022   |   Tags: ,

MORDOR—Jen Psaki has announced that she is stepping down as White House Press Secretary in order to take up a position as the Mouth of Sauron. In her new role, she will be recognized as one of Sauron's most devoted followers—serving as his trusted herald and messenger, spinning all of Sauron's lies into a narrative, deflecting legitimate questions, and of course, circling back later.

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