To Save Time, Doctor Asks 38-Year-Old Man What Part Of His Body Doesn’t Hurt

May 13, 2022   |   Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

EXTON, PA—To save time at his next physical, 38-year-old Juan Ohero’s doctor has asked him to just tell him what parts of his body aren’t hurting. The small adjustment is expected to save both Otero and his doctor several hours of time. 

“After age 35, men’s bodies simply start to break down pretty much everywhere,” said Otero’s physician Dr. Ernest Bergey. “That’s all perfectly normal, so we’ve found it’s much more efficient to talk about what’s NOT bothering you to establish a baseline. Otherwise, we’d be here all day.”

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