After Handgun Ban, Canadian Bandits Begin Politely Robbing Tim Horton’s With Finger Guns
June 6, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
TORONTO—An embarrassing crime wave has taken Toronto by storm as criminals, emboldened by Canada's ban on handguns, have begun holding up businesses armed with nothing but finger guns. Tim Hortons, a popular Canadian cafe, is reportedly among the hardest hit.
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