Calvinist Overwhelmed By Number Of Choices At Sizzler Buffet
June 23, 2022 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
ONTARIO, CA—Local Calvinist man Percy L'Heureux went to his favorite Sizzler restaurant for his regular weekday special meal, where he gets a delicious, 8-ounce sirloin steak along with unlimited trips to the salad and dinner bar for just $14.99. Wow! That's a great deal!
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