Man Tries To Get Into Heaven By Showing God Ukraine Flag In His Twitter Bio

August 9, 2022   |   Tags: ,

PEARLY GATES — Anthony Spinner, a Wisconsin man who'd recently been broken in half during a backyard wrestling match, attempted to argue his way into the Kingdom of Heaven by showing Saint Peter the Ukraine flag he placed on his Twitter bio. He was reportedly turned away after being informed that Jesus had no idea who he was.