‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’ Insists Biden As He’s Loaded Onto Cart Of Corpses

August 18, 2022   |   Tags: ,

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden was loaded onto a convenient death cart Wednesday despite protests that he was not yet deceased. Witnesses claim the president wriggled a bit in the grip of Vice President Kamala Harris as she insisted he was pretty much as good as dead and attempted to load him onto the cart.