Big Dumb Oaf Of A Husband Thinks Hand Towel Is For Drying Hands
January 9, 2023 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
ST. MARYS, PA — Witnesses reported that the Gerbison household was in an unpleasant state after the dumb oaf of a husband, Gill, assumed he could use the bathroom's hand towels to dry his hands. His wife, Gwen, was forced to sit him down and explain that the hand towels were not to be used as towels for hands. Ever.