Man With Taylor Swift Tickets And A Dozen Eggs Tops Forbes Wealthiest List

January 23, 2023   |   Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

HARLINGEN, TX — Local man Gary Marmon climbed to the top of The Forbes 400 after it was revealed he possessed both Taylor Swift tickets and a dozen eggs. Marmon beat out former richest man Elon Musk, who called the newcomer a beacon of inspiration.

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