Unemployment Among Talking Candies Hits Record High Under Biden Administration

January 24, 2023   |   Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

U.S. — The Biden administration is facing pressure from labor activists following a report by the Labor Department that record-high unemployment has hit the talking candies sector. Many are saying this is due to Mars, Inc. firing their M&M's spokescandies and hiring Maya Rudolph instead.

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