Pfizer Pleased To Announce Their New Vaccine 90% Effective Against New Virus They Created
January 26, 2023 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
NEW YORK, NY — Pfizer Inc. dropped their new COVID variant and accompanying vaccine Thursday at midnight, much to the delight of CDC officials. The new vaccine is reportedly shown to be 90% effective against the COVID variant Pfizer created in their lab.