Gay Couple Shops For A Designer Baby To Match Their Shoes
January 31, 2023 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
ASHEVILLE, NC — According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby have begun the process of shopping for a brand-new designer baby to adopt as their own — hopefully one that matches their shoes and will look fetching when they're walking with it down Grove Street.