Mom Confident Family Has What It Needs To Survive WWIII Now That The Tomato Plant Has Sprouted
January 31, 2023 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
KANSAS CITY, MO — A local mother expressed relief and finally sat down to rest from her marathon session of doomsday preparation, confident that her family was now ready to endure the upcoming outbreak of World War III because her tomato plant had sprouted.