Uh-Oh: Fine Print In Noahic Covenant Says Promise Not To Flood The Earth Is Void If Humanity Starts Using Rainbow Colors To Refer To Weird Sex Stuff

March 17, 2023   |   Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

JERUSALEM — Scholars of the Hebrew Bible at Israel's Bar Ilan University have discovered new fine print in the Noahic Covenant. The divine vow to never again flood the earth is rendered "null and void," experts explain, if humanity ever co-opts the rainbow into a widespread and ongoing campaign for weird sex stuff.

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