Apostle John Leaves Patmos Resort Brutal 1-Star Review
April 17, 2023 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
PATMOS — Owners of a local resort were left discouraged after John the Apostle left their establishment a decidedly negative 1-star review following his stay. The owners had hoped to generate some valuable word-of-mouth buzz after the Disciple Whom Jesus Loved was exiled there but now wondered how this blistering review may affect future business.