Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet
April 18, 2023 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
ORLANDO, FL — As the feud continues between Ron DeSantis and the Disney corporation over what the Florida Governor calls Disney's "grooming" behavior towards young children, Disney was forced to halt all operations after DeSantis's administration built an elementary school within 1,000 feet of the theme park.