‘Yep, I’ve Got Covid,’ Says Dr. Jill Biden Hitting Self On Forehead With Knee Hammer Thing
September 5, 2023 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — First Lady (and real doctor) Jill Biden has confirmed she tested positive for COVID-19 after conducting her own extensive diagnostic assessment, which included hitting herself on the forehead with one of those rummer knee hammer things.