Mormon Parents Name Another Kid By Scooping 11 Random Letters Out Of Alphabet Spaghettios

September 15, 2023   |   Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

NEPHI, UT — Expecting their thirteenth child, Naethainiel and Ruthannaleeeley Shumway resumed the centuries-old Mormon tradition of picking possible baby names by scooping a handful of random letters out of a can of Alphabet SpaghettiOs™.

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