Military Personnel Seen Wandering Forest Pressing Button On F-35 Key Fob

September 18, 2023   |   Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

HUGER, SC — A team of Marines was seen trudging through the woods, stopping every 30 feet to wave a key fob around in a 90° arc, say campers at Francis Marion National Forest. The Marines, who traveled in a tactical column, were allegedly on a mission to locate, close with, and recover the F-35 fighter jet that went missing Sunday evening.

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