‘Only 2 Cars In Line At McDonald’s? This Won’t Take Long!’ Says Dumbest Man Alive

September 18, 2023   |   Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE

SAN BERNARDINO, CA — The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.

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