September 28, 2022 8:00 pm

Beyond Folly

Please spare a thought for Douglas Ramsey, chief operating officer of mystery “meat” firm, Beyond Meat. Ramsey has endured a terrible week. First came the […]

September 17, 2022 8:01 pm

Amusing Ourselves to Death

In pursuit of moderation, I’ve concluded that anyone desirous to be on TV is indelibly insane, devious, and in desperate need of psychiatric intervention or […]


August 27, 2022 8:01 pm

The Cost of Folly

During the Nazi occupation of France, around two percent of French citizens momentarily ceased eating, and debating fresh air, to join the Resistance. After the […]

July 9, 2022 8:03 pm

Bye Bye, Brexit

Nobody ever lost money betting in favor of human folly. As Boris Johnson intimated in his resignation speech on Thursday, never underestimate the primitive power […]

July 4, 2022 8:03 pm

The Problem With Kids Today

One advantage of skulking around your early thirties is one can freely bemoan the state of the youth today. By “youth,” I mean anyone younger […]

June 29, 2022 8:00 pm

Ugliness For Its Own Sake 

Have you ever had the displeasure of meeting a racist 3-month-old baby? Perhaps you’ve encountered on your travels racially biased 5-year-olds who display racial preferences […]

June 21, 2022 8:02 pm

A Brief History of Nutters

For the last six weeks, a cosmic force has possessed my girlfriend. The symptoms of this malady are largely the inability to stop talking about […]

May 29, 2022 8:02 pm

Sandal Wearers and Sex Maniacs

You’ll learn more about the human condition working for minimum-wage, than you would by reading the Guardian. During university, I spent the summers feeding planks […]

May 17, 2022 8:01 pm

The Logic of the Meat Grinder

Perhaps you too are devastated by this week’s crushing news—Meghan Markle’s Netflix show has been canceled. The show, of course, a one-word title by the […]

May 1, 2022 8:03 pm

How Therapy Culture Suffocates Us 

Despite his immeasurable good fortune in once swimming around inside the testicle of a future British king, Prince Harry now works at a Silicon Valley […]

April 12, 2022 8:03 pm

Civilized Witchcraft

I’ve decided to empower myself by indulging in the worst of which man plasters across our TV screens. By ingesting the entire entrée of modern […]

March 19, 2022 8:01 pm

Meat and Marginalia

One in four Britons have lost their marbles. A quarter of those who work from home admit to answering Zoom calls in the midst of […]